Math is homophobic

Its always straight lines, never gay lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiddharthNikte
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I asked my friend if he was homophobic.

He told me: β€œNo, I live in a house”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenchiest_Fry_59
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I don't understand how Americans can be homophobic

I mean imagine having forefathers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jibbyjobby
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Homeless people should be less homophobic.

There is absolutely no need to be afraid of home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodphoenix26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My math teacher is homophobic

She said we can’t get full marks unless our lines are drawn straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allalovesmemes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Teachers must be really homophobic

They always ask for a straight line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muggz_s
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What do you call a bisexual person who’s also homophobic?

A bi-got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melike7de
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Vending machines are kind of homophobic

If the bill you feed it isn't straight, it will reject it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiceLover10
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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No homophobe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
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How does a chemist come out of the closet?

-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"

-"what?"

-"im GaY"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rozsaszin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Having gay parents must be horrible

You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."

Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.

Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.

Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "I’ve seen it a few times but no doubt many people haven’t. No reason a good joke can’t be posted bc someone’s posted it in the past."

Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergeantSolar
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I think my orthodontist is a homophobe

Because he wants all my teeth straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitinakhanna
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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"Hey dad, what does gay mean?" The boy asked his dad

wife bad amiright?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excrubulent
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I got fired from the sperm bank..

..because everytime someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"

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These school milk cartons get it imgur.com/vXVyxE6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EroticEchidna
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"Hey dad, can you make me a sandwich?"

"Of course! poof you're a sandwich."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkjr
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The history of the first gated community.

In the 80's when there were a lot of homophobic attacks on people, a brilliant activist named Theodore Jones came up with the idea of an enclave for homosexuals.

A safe haven.

And it had fencing all around and controlled entry.

After he passed away from AIDS they named it after him:

"The Gay Ted" community.

That's why we call it a gated community now.

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