Homeschooler Puns

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

Their teacher

T-o-d-a-y

Boom

... she wasn't accepted :(

A father began homeschooling his son and it was time to begin chemistry. The son asked, "Dad, why are you teaching me chemistry?"
The father responded, "Oh, I just thought it would be nice to have a little bonding time."

Kid’s book says water has a PH of 7, it is neutral. I always thought it is basic.

I even graduated at the top of my class.

Being homeschooled was never easy for me

But you're homeschooled

I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."

Homeschool is tough work....

I was raised homeschooled. As a result of this up bringing, I went to many different places to learn things.

One day we went to a farm, and this farm just so happened to have a bee keeper working on it. So I naturally struck up a conversation with the fine man, asking him questions about what he did, and how he liked his job.

Little did I know some time had passed and it was time to go. My mother had called to me from behind my back saying it was time to leave, but I didn’t pay her any attention. Then, in a stern tone, she called to me again from behind that it was time to go.

Then I saw her face, now I’m a bee leaver. Not a trace, of doubt in my mind.

Context: I'm homeschooled and a Boy Scout, there's a campout in the next few weeks we can take our bikes to

I'm Skyping with my grandma who lives several hours away from me and my brother is up there visiting, and he said I can't borrow his bike. I told him "I wasn't anyways, it doesn't have brakes." and a few seconds later I said "So I guess there's nothing you can do to stop me."

We all laughed and there was a groan.