You’ve most likely heard of Post Malone, but have you heard of Ho Malone?

It’s a movie staring Macaulay Culkin where he gets left alone while his parents go to Paris for Christmas. It’s a real classic

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Some of my past punny Halloween costumes: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip
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Lots of people have heard of Post Malone, but have you ever heard of Ho Malone?

It’s a film about a boy whose family leave him behind when they go to Paris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Custard_Lump
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Ho ho ho!
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BrO before HO
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Oh ho
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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Three Ho's walk into a bar

It's Santa Clause

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Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?

That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.

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Many people have heard of Post Malone. But how many of you have heard of Ho Malone?

Probably quite a few - it's a Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.

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"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.

A Christmas stalking.

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HO! HO! HO! Why is Santa always smiling and laughing?

Because it's not him who buys the presents.

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Santa walks into a bar and cheerily calls out β€œHo, Ho, Ho”

The barmen says β€œ they prefer to be called strippers”.

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Hi ho the Derry-o, the...
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Ho Chow calls into work

Ho Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says, You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. Try it." Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon. You have a nice house too"

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Hi-ho the Derry-O...
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I know you’ve heard of the rapper Post Malone… but have you heard of Ho Malone?

It’s a classic 90s Christmas movie.

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Happy Ho idays!

No L.

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You’ve heard of the rapper and singer Post Malone but, what about Ho Malone?

You know that Christmas comedy movie that came out in the 90s with Macaulay Culkin.

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