A list of puns related to "Ho Ho Ho Christmas"
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
H.
Saint Nickel-less.
Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney
Danny Trejo-ho-ho
Merry Christmas, y'all
A ho ho ho
On a serious note Merry Christmas
B: Yes, he's a rapper
A: And do you know Ho Malone? B: No, who is that?
A: It's a classic Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin
"Ho ho ho...Hey kids this is Santa Claus and I need to know what you want for Christmas ASAP! It is okay to text your Dad back since my phone is broken and I am chillin' in the North Pole with him - get it chillin' in the North Pole (I am the second funniest guy I know, your dad of course is the funniest) p.s. nice job staying off the naughty list."
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We were watching rare exports as is Christmas tradition and there's a scene where a dude who was on his way to go play Santa clause (and thus is dressed up as one) decides to skip this paying gig he desperately needed in order to help his friend dispose of a body.
I was like "dang that's a real bro right there."
Wife: "straight up. bros before ho ho ho's"
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