Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?

That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trimofdoom
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The year 2022 was rough. But I have a little bit of hope for you.

H.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ariabug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowboyned2020
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2022
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Who is Santa's favorite actor?

Danny Trejo-ho-ho

Merry Christmas, y'all

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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What would Santa call Mrs. Claus if she was a slut?

A ho ho ho

On a serious note Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H3nTy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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A: Do you know Post Malone?

B: Yes, he's a rapper

A: And do you know Ho Malone? B: No, who is that?

A: It's a classic Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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Dad texted me as Santa with a photo...

"Ho ho ho...Hey kids this is Santa Claus and I need to know what you want for Christmas ASAP! It is okay to text your Dad back since my phone is broken and I am chillin' in the North Pole with him - get it chillin' in the North Pole (I am the second funniest guy I know, your dad of course is the funniest) p.s. nice job staying off the naughty list."

http://i.imgur.com/LDpkF0m.jpg?1

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We just found out we're pregnant on Thursday and my wife is already ready to be a dad.

We were watching rare exports as is Christmas tradition and there's a scene where a dude who was on his way to go play Santa clause (and thus is dressed up as one) decides to skip this paying gig he desperately needed in order to help his friend dispose of a body.

I was like "dang that's a real bro right there."

Wife: "straight up. bros before ho ho ho's"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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