I found a one-legged hitchhiker while driving today.

I told him to hop in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThyNameIsP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tjohn184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I was going to pick up a hitchhiker today

But he was too heavy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backdoc07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

He thought, β€œFinally! I put A Dent in that book!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

"Hop in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiznilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What did the driver with the cockney accent tell the one armed, three headed hitchhiker?

'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheersfolks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Acceptance of all

I highly approve hitchhiking. In fact, I give it a big thumbs up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ireadit5
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Turns out my wife is a dad...

This morning as we were preparing for the day she turned to me and said, "I'm the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything." As I looked at her somewhat shocked at this rare display of ego it dawned on me that today is her 42nd birthday and I fell in love all over again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokanovsky_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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If you pick up a road traveler with an instruction manual for his Samsung phone...

...isn't that book the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rock_fact
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

Hop in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genehil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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