I call him Dr. Awkward.
But I can Samurais
I can’t seem to put it down.
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We could say it wasn't Constantly Nople.
The So-be-it Union
I ain't that crazy about it. I think it's best left in the past.
The 00s.
New Roman.”
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
It's non friction.
I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.
"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."
"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
“Why don’t you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.” She said.
“How will that help?” I asked.
“Well I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.”
“Time to learn about Chex and balances”
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"
Well, it's about time.
This is apache version of history I thought
That's why it's called his story
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
Mao was all he said.
I find it very EARie.
Dad: probably I’mroglyphics
Son: I’mroglyphics?
Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!
Edit: formatting
In the archives
one look and you are rock hard
I told him that all it takes is... APUSH. (AP U.S History) Sorry if this wasn’t as funny as it sounded in my head.
It's about time.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
He took nearly 6 years to almost finish a race
Turns out it used to be a drill.
She grated it.
Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
Mount Rushmore
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
They really went bunkers
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