When I used to live on a Pacific island, Barry Gibb used to be my window cleaner and always scared the life out of me...

That Bee Gee with the squeegee really gave me the heebie jeebies in Fiji.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Jan 21 2023
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So I went to buy a dozen honeybees and at checkout realized they had given me too many

"Don't worry about it, sir. That one's a freebee."

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👤︎ u/Extempo
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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