A list of puns related to "Heavy D"
Because they would be Knight Wights.
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
I'm really into heavy metal
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Heavy rains expected
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
Certain related tribes in sub-Saharan Africa often raided each other's villages when most folk were herding animals. Sometimes they would take vegetables and water, but more often taking little things, to gently mock each other. It was all in good fun. After a successful raid, the "winning" tribe would celebrate by dancing under the stars, or in one of their large, grass-covered spirit houses.
One day, the Imaqi took their Satari shaman's sceptre. The following day, the Satari not only stole the sceptre back, but also the Imaqi chief's regalia.
It went back and forth, until, on a rare and daring escapade, three Imaqi warriors stole the Santari chief's throne. They put it on display, above their chief's throne in the spirit house.
The Imaqi thought that this was hilarious, and as it was beginning to rain, made merry and danced in the spirit house. Suddenly, the heavy throne on display fell down and killed a number of the dancing revelers.
The moral should be obvious: those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
I did some yardwork yesterday and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Because its a source of heavy metals.
You'd never get 8 cats to pull a heavy sled through snow.
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
Son: I can’t.
Me: And why not?
Son: Because it’s too heavy!
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
The Pier pressure is heavy
Heavy Infantry
My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.
He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.
And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.
My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
“What are you doing, dad?”
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
“Not much, just feeling board.”
This is a most heavy decision.
Hey guys, what is blue and not heavy?. . . .Light Blue
I tried the other day but mine is far too heavy.
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
Guess I must be a heavy sleeper
It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
One's really heavy and the other one's a little lighter.
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter ✨
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
One’s really heavy and the other is a little lighter
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter
Ones heavy and ones a little lighter.
One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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