What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?

Cloudy

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Someone broke into the police headquarters!

They wrecked all the toilets. The detectives have nothing to go on.

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This online giant's Seattle headquarters is an Amazon rainforest
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Where is the flat earth headquarter's located at?

on the other side of the globe

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Does Apple's new headquarter have Windows?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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Recruitment
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The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomeguy222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Where do I go if I want my head chopped into four pieces?

The headquarters.

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A new study found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

Due to a fire at the bowling league’s headquarters, though, we will probably never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Tread softly.

A police officer radioed to headquarters: "Chief we've got a situation here. A woman just shot her husband for walking on a freshly mopped floor."

Chief: "Did you arrest her?"

Officer: "Not yet. The floor's still wet."

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Home Depot

We were driving by Home Depot.

Dad: This is the new anti-drug headquarters. Family: What? Dad: It's Home De-pot! Mom&Brother: [groan] Me: XD

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My friend dropped this on me today. Gonna be one hell of a dad.

Me: "Why is headquarters plural?"

Him: "Because it's one building. If it were just 'headquarter' it'd only be a fourth of a building."

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Food jokes as well as a pop-culture reference.

Dad: What do you want for supper?

Me: Do we still have the Greek food?

Dad: It's not Greek, Meaghan. It's Chicken Souvlakian.


Dad: Did you hear Black Diamond moved their headquarters to the Middle East?

Me: No...what?

Dad: Yeah, and they changed their name to Cheezus of Nazareth.


Me: Are you going for a run?

Dad: Yeah. You see...I'm sexy and I know it. I work out. Now all I need is those leopard print pants.

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Did you hear all the toilets were stolen from NYPD headquarters?

Police have nothing to go on

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