I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
Seven and eleven have the word 'even' in them....
I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending
If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd have to say:
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
Germans have a word for everything..
I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one
I have created a new word!
My husband walked into the proctologists office, and I knew then that the doctor must have a child as well when I heard the words from the other side of the door,
As the man of the house, I always have the last word when my wife and I disagree about what to do.
Usually it's something like "yes dear."
I've been getting into a lot of trouble at school recently, so my dad asked to have a word in private
He turned to me and said, "Parwiovradte."
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
What two words have the most letters in them?
My father asked me if he could have a word.
So I took out my dictionary and asked: “sure, which one do you want?”
How many syllables does the word gloria have?
I have no words for this one....
My daughter yelled at me, “DAAAAAAAD! You haven’t been listening to a word I’ve said, have you?”
What a strange way to start a conversation
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
If I had to describe myself with one word it’d have to be...
Bad at following directions
I've really enjoyed the past year here and have gotten some great material for my repertoire that never ceases to amaze the wife and kids, but I think it's time I had a short word with you all
“Hey dad, could you tell me a word that doesn’t have any vowels?”
Here's a list of the words I have found that are overused.
In Russia they don’t have a word for procrastination
So they just call it Putin it off
I'd like to have a word with you.
Cup, umbrella, under...take your pick.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
I will only date women who have tattoos containing words.
So they have a special word for killing a king, but what about killing a cleric?
What two words have the most letters together ?
Post office
Edit: wow thanks guys
I remember all the old printing styles Microsoft Word used to have.
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife screamed "Honey! Have you listened to one word I've said?!?"
I though, what a weird way to start a conversation.
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My daughter to me. "Daaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you?"
Me: "What a strange way to start a conversation with me."
I have a fear of two letter words
I get scared just thinking about it!
My daughter screeched, “dad, you haven’t listed to one word I’ve said, have you!?” What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
“My daughter screeched, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, have you!?”
What a strange way to start a conversation with me.”
The Germans have a word for everything.
I have invented a new word
Today I have invented a new word:
There are many words in the English language, but I have two words for you.
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