He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
A Bipolar Bear
They're very polarizing.
That's how you form an opinion.
I’m now a master at ventriloquism
He’s a cat-a-holic
A mapsochist
They're really polarizing.
I guess I am putting words in her mouth.
They are polarizing.
"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
No homo-cide, though.
It has really been hit or miss
It’s either a hit or Amish.
I'm an extractor fan.
She says it's mean but I say neigh
Why can't they understand that, sometimes, I just want to be leaft alone?
I was talking to my dad about the possibility of him getting a new laptop and us taking the HDD out of his current one and swapping it into a new one.
I was telling him about how the keys for Windows are generally tied to the motherboard of the laptop, to prevent exactly this. He kept acting extremely confused.
"How can the windows key be tied to the motherboard?"
"I dunno it takes the serial # or something"
"That just doesn't physically make sense"
"what about it doesn't make sense? It makes perfect sense!
"Well what happens if I get a new keyboard? I don't have to buy a new computer and it has a new windows key"
For about 3 years it has been my moms 39th birthday, so my dads response was buying a huge banner that said "Happy 3rd annual 39th birthday"
