Hans Wilsdorf Puns

A list of puns related to "Hans Wilsdorf"

I just put a nato strap on my Yachtmaster 126622 and I can hear Hans Wilsdorf quoting Marlon Brando from The Godfather right now. v.redd.it/tu6hogozw3w71
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👤︎ u/PhotoandMusicGuy
📅︎ Oct 28 2021
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Biggest to smallest (Warning, contains other Hans Wilsdorf offspring)
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👤︎ u/Superbe
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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Hans Wilsdorf was born 140 years ago today. To honor his birthday and legacy as creator of Rolex, what’s your Rolex grail watch?

The Daytona 116520, Datejust 1601 and Submariner 16610 were the top three watch styles on eBay in 2020 across all brands, so Hans must have done something right.

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👤︎ u/eBayWatches
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Do you know how the ‘Rolex’ company became successful? The founder of the company - Hans Wilsdorf, was an orphan boy, who created the first waterproof wristwatches ever. And one very strange fact about Rolex - The company became successful due to WWI. This is how it was… youtube.com/watch?v=xgVoM…
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👤︎ u/startrn
📅︎ May 16 2021
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"THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE", Hans Wilsdorf (1978)
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👤︎ u/KlerWatchCo
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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[Rolex] Wilsdorf & Davis stamped case. Brought in by Hans's great niece. Historical value is off the charts.
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👤︎ u/jack-a-woo
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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[Rolex] The other watch I saw that is owned by Hans Wilsdorf's great niece.
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👤︎ u/jack-a-woo
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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TIL that Rolex & Tudor are owned by Hans Wilsdorf Foundation, which is registered as a charitable foundation and saves on Swiss taxes. But their spokesperson declines to say what evidence is available to confirm that the Wilsdorf Foundation makes charitable donations! businessinsider.com/priva…
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👤︎ u/qweqwere
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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[Rolex] Wilsdorf & Davis stamped case. Brought in by Hans's great niece. Historical value is off the charts.
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👤︎ u/Cbonez1
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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TIL that in 1905, poor street peasant Hans Wilsdorf found a broken Seiko 5 on the ground. He acquired the finest printer paper dial and Dixmont movement from eBay and reassembled the watch. He started a company that follows in his footsteps to this day. That company? Rolex.
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👤︎ u/Legtayor
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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The only known footage of Hans Wilsdorf with his voice. 1959 a year before he died youtu.be/HnZSZxyC0ZQ
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👤︎ u/coinman180
📅︎ May 29 2020
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So uh, Rolex...I'm pretty sure this is Alfred Davis, not Hans Wilsdorf.
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👤︎ u/powerfunk
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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Every brand of watch ever made by the Rolex Watch Co: Rolex, Marconi, Rolco, Rolwatco, Unicorn, Genex, Admiralty, Lonex, Viceroy, Victory, Hans Wilsdorf Geneva, Aqua, Tudor, Oyster, Neptune, Buick, Hofex, Wintex, Turtle, Eaton 1/4 Century Club, James Walker Ltd, Wilson & Sharp, and Ingersoll rolex.powerfunk.org/rwc.h…
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👤︎ u/powerfunk
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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[Video] The man behind the crown - Hans Wilsdorf youtube.com/watch?v=vooDh…
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👤︎ u/Outsideerr
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Ben Tennyson VS Hans Wilsdorf

Ben Tennyson is a child hero who transofrms into ailiens via a specail power watch. Hans Wilsdorf is the inventor of the popular watch brand known as Rolex. These people are champions in the watch industry with Ben being a poweful watch-weilding superhero and Hans founding a powerful watch company, it would be fun to WATCH them pit against eachother in a rap battle.

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👤︎ u/Chick-Hicks86
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Cool Rolex of the Day: (Fortnight o' Fun Non-Rolex Brands: Day 2/14) Hans Wilsdorf Geneva watch, steel, estimated 30mm. Circa 1930's
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👤︎ u/powerfunk
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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[Rolex] Every brand of watch ever made by the Rolex Watch Co: Rolex, Marconi, Rolco, Rolwatco, Unicorn, Genex, Admiralty, Lonex, Viceroy, Victory, Hans Wilsdorf Geneva, Aqua, Tudor, Oyster, Neptune, Buick, Hofex, and Wintex, Turtle, Eaton 1/4 Century Club, James Walker Ltd, Wilson & Sharp, Ingersoll rolex.powerfunk.org/rwc.h…
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👤︎ u/powerfunk
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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TIL that in 1908, Rolex founder Hans Wilsdorf came up with the name Rolex when, one morning while riding on the upper deck of a horse-drawn omnibus, a genie whispered "Rolex" in his ear (under 1908, second bullet). rolex.com/about-rolex/rol…
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👤︎ u/PikaWoof29
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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TIL that Rolex & Tudor are owned by Hans Wilsdorf Foundation, which is registered as a charitable foundation and saves on Swiss taxes. But their spokesperson declines to say what evidence is available to confirm that the Wilsdorf Foundation makes charitable donations! - todayilearned reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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👤︎ u/Know_Your_Shit
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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Who owns Rolex?

it is wholly owned by the Hans Wilsdorf Foundation, a Swiss charitable organization so private that it doesn’t even have a website... But that's just not satisfying enough. Might be tough as the Swiss privacy is one hell of a tough cookie to crack...

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👤︎ u/TheTechonomics
📅︎ Sep 13 2021
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I want to be an AD

So I hear ADs get bottles of Dom Perignon and "favours" from customer's wives. How's do I become an AD?

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👤︎ u/AgentK88
📅︎ Jul 03 2021
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Not caring about wealth...now, thats a true man
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👤︎ u/jdse1234
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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The virgin rep justifier Vs the Chad fake watch buyer
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👤︎ u/happygiraffetim
📅︎ May 09 2021
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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👤︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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Spi__
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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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