Ich hab nur ein halbes Stück Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen Stücks.

Vielleicht hätte ich früher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

because It didn't habenero . .

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Dad just got everyone at the family Christmas party

He's been sober for 9 years, and he's been sick lately. He was joking about the amount and frequency of Nyquil he's been taking.

Me: Gotta go to rehab for your Nyquil addiction now!

Him: Well, I gotta go to hab first.

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