Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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For habitual smokers

My Uncle Ray was a 2 pack a day smoker and frequently let the ash burn all the down before tipping it off. As a result he was frequently spilling ash on his clothes. Whenever this would happen, he would look at us, grin and say

"Guess I really made an ash of myself, huh?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subter-fugue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaletoemahs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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An armed robber bursts into a store one day.

Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts β€œhand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!”

Cashier 1: β€œWhat do we do?”

Cashier 2: β€œDo what he says, I think he means business!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My friends first dad joke

What do you get when you cross habitual lying with insomnia?

A person that lies awake all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maghliona
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Yes 7 ate 9, but also 7 is a habitual 6 offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sloppysnoopy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A horse served a short term in Congress.

He was recalled for being a habitual naysayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Interlection
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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