Incorrigible Puns

I have no kids of my own, but my friends keep telling me I'm an incorrigible Dad Jokester. I'll probably still be making wildly inappropriate jokes on my own deathbed.

So when I pass, I just ask that a foundation be created on my behalf. Because then I will be Dad To The World!

I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.

“One could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,” he said. “Just because one could say it doesn't mean it’s relevant.”

She laughed. “You’re incorrigible.” “Really? I thought I was in T’Telir. When did we move?”