How would you describe a dad joke told by a gummi bear?

Haribo!

Full confession - my daughter just made this up. I’m so proud!

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You hear about the gummy bear who lost his leg?

He lost it in nom.

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My gf asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.

I said that gummy worms are beneath me.

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My Asian friend just tried generic gummy bears for the first time. I asked him what he thought.

He said he thought they were haribo.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (Courtesy of my brother)

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What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?

Twobearculousis

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

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Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

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My wife told me I needed to grow up, I was speechless.

It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth

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What animal has the softest bite?

Gummy bears

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They have a toothless grizzly at the zoo

Biggest gummy bear you’ll ever see

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a cheating gummy bear?

A scummy bear.

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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

My 5 year olds favorite joke to tell everyone.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakistani_pizza
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarvedttudd
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummi bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatenthem
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

My 5yo came up with this on his own, I know it’s probably been done before. He got a laugh and is proud of himself.

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What do you call a panda with no teeth ?

A gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholeangelada
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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So we met a grizzly with no teeth

His name was a gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth...

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth

Gummy Bear!

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What do u call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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My wife told me to grow up. I was speechless.

It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear!

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What'd do you call a Bear with No Teeth?

. . . A Gummy Bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth

A gummy bear

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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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