I was tuning a guitar. While doing this one of the stings snapped in half perfectly. I took one half and stretched It out. I managed to get it on. One problem though. As soon as I played it shot straight to the ceiling.

I’d never heard or seen such a high note.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueparasites
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Guitar Tuning

Yesterday I mentioned to my girlfriend that I tried tuning my guitar to "B".

"To be what?" she asked.

I pulled a reversal on her and responded "To be in tune, of course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuppysBalls666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2016
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the fisherman was playing his out of tune guitar

luckily he caught a Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why did Peter Pan tune the guitar?

He wanted to B minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rovlol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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You know, you can tune a guitar...

... but you can't tuna fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What does a fish use to tune his guitar?

A tuna!
(Sorry it only works in the UK)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snackfucker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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I can tune a guitar...

But I don't know how to tuna fish.

From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellfireHD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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What’s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?

β€œYou can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”

β€œWhat about the pot of glue”

β€œI knew you’d get stuck on that”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstaMemesBad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My friend dropped this one on me today

Friend: What's the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue?

Me: What?

Friend: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!

Me: (Confused) What about the glue?

Friend: I thought you'd get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poerflip23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Family of musicians, my dad has been saying this for years.

We were at my brother's show last night, and he was tuning his guitar in between songs. My dad turns to me and goes "Ah the great Chinese song Tu Ning."

My brother's and I have been playing shows since I can remember, this jokes probably comes out at least once a month. Dad's a persistent, that's for sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundog12100
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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What do a fish, a guitar and glue have in common?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish?

What about the glue you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that one.

(Another one by my 16 year old son.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimMcKeeth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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My 5 year old son got a guitar for Hanukkah last night from my dad...

"Pop pop, I already know how to tune this guitar" ..."Yeah, but do you know how to tuna fish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshuaperlson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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My guitar is a little flat.

http://i.imgur.com/BrfBw07.jpg

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freducated
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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You can tune a guitar

But you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0LORD-VADER0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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You can tune a guitar...

But you can't tuna fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/party_goat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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(Classic) What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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