I’d never heard or seen such a high note.
He wanted to B minor.
... but you can't tuna fish.
A tuna!
(Sorry it only works in the UK)
But I don't know how to tuna fish.
From my dad at the dinner table this evening, grill cheese and tuna on a bun.
“You can tune a guitar but you can’t tune a fish”
“What about the pot of glue”
“I knew you’d get stuck on that”
One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.
The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.
There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.
The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.
Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.
The octopus took it and stared for a bit.
After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.
This man paid his $50 and sat down.
The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.
The bartender said, “I’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”
The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.
The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.
The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, “Hurry up and start playing the thing”
The octopus spewed, “Play it?! I wanna marry her!"
Friend: What's the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue?
Me: What?
Friend: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!
Me: (Confused) What about the glue?
Friend: I thought you'd get stuck on that!
We were at my brother's show last night, and he was tuning his guitar in between songs. My dad turns to me and goes "Ah the great Chinese song Tu Ning."
My brother's and I have been playing shows since I can remember, this jokes probably comes out at least once a month. Dad's a persistent, that's for sure.
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish?
What about the glue you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that one.
(Another one by my 16 year old son.)
"Pop pop, I already know how to tune this guitar" ..."Yeah, but do you know how to tuna fish?"
http://i.imgur.com/BrfBw07.jpg
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
