When I was a kid I thought weβd all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
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A man went to the doctorβs and told him, βI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.β
He said, βWow, thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.β
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
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I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.
He always had the burning desire.
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My wife told me I needed to grow up, I was speechless.
Itβs hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth
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I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life
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I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life.
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In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
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I wish I can be like that parent when I grow up
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Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
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I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.
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Me to my 4 year old: "What are you going to be when you grow up?"
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Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
A giraffe can grow up to fifteen feet.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My son said he wants to be a Demolition Man when he grows up.
Should I tell him about the three seashells?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I read the other day that an American Alligator can grow up to 15 feet!
I was shocked because Iβve never seen one with more than 4!
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
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︎ May 27 2019
What does an acorn say when it grows up?
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I think my child is going to be a graffiti artist when he grows up.
The writingβs on the wall.
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Exasperated, I showed him the picture and pleaded, "Doctor, all of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!"
He acknowledged grimly, "Indeed, that's the worst case of parking son's disease that I have ever seen."
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Fun fact: Alligators can grow up to 16 feet
But most of them just have 4
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet
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︎ May 29 2019
βDoc, all five of my sons want to be valets when they grow up!β
Doctor: Holy shit, this is the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen!
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Alligators can grow up to 13 feet.
Most, however, only have 4.
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Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!
Doc: Wow! Thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease I have ever seen.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most only have 4 :)
Credit: u/kickypie
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Australian crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet!
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"Doc, all my 5 kids want to be valets when they grow up!"
Doctor: "Wow! That's the worst case
of parking son's disease I've ever
seen.''
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︎ Oct 27 2019
I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..
I havenβt seen any with more than 4.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
alligators can grow up to 20 feet
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Some alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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βI feel like such a failure, doc. All my 5 boys want to be valets when they grow up.β
Doctor: WOW! Thatβs the worst case of parking sonβs disease Iβve ever seen.
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︎ Apr 30 2018
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Today I learned Alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
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︎ May 06 2019
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most of then just have 4.
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Did you know alligators can grow up to 19 feet
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Alligators can grow up to 20 feet...
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Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet
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