What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
My wife is threatening to leave me unless I grow up and stop playing games
Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18ft?
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...
I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.
He always had the burning desire.
Alligators can grow up to 15 feet
My wife told me I needed to grow up, I was speechless.
It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life.
I wish I can be like that parent when I grow up
Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seems to be too many requirements.
In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
Nun: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
Me to my 4 year old: "What are you going to be when you grow up?"
Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
A giraffe can grow up to fifteen feet.
I read the other day that an American Alligator can grow up to 15 feet!
I was shocked because I’ve never seen one with more than 4!
My son said he wants to be a Demolition Man when he grows up.
Should I tell him about the three seashells?
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
Man: "Doctor, Doctor. All my sons want to be valets when they grow up."
Doctor: "WOW, That's the worst case of Parking Son's disease I've ever seen."
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Did you know that alligators can grow up to 15 feet
“Doc, all five of my sons want to be valets when they grow up!”
Doctor: Holy shit, this is the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen!
Alligators can grow up to 13 feet.
Most, however, only have 4.
I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet..
I haven’t seen any with more than 4.
Australian crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet!
alligators can grow up to 20 feet
"Doc, all my 5 kids want to be valets when they grow up!"
Doctor: "Wow! That's the worst case
of parking son's disease I've ever
seen.''
Doc, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!
Doc: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I have ever seen.
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most only have 4 :)
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“I feel like such a failure, doc. All my 5 boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.
Some alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
Today I learned Alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?
But most of then just have 4.
Alligators can grow up to 20 feet...
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?
Did you know alligators can grow up to 19 feet
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