What currency do graveyard groundskeepers trade with?

Crypt-toe currency.

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📅︎ May 17 2021
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Why did the casino groundskeeper get fired?

He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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The groundskeeper for the cemetery...

in the end is buried by his work.

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Man: You buried my grandmother in the wrong plot!

Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.

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Who is the best person at the golf course to get to make coffee?

The groundskeeper!

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📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What is the difference between a person who works in landscaping and someone who collects coffee?

One is a groundskeeper while the other is a grounds keeper

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My friend used to take care of the lawn on a rich man's estate but now runs a coffee wholesale store...

He calls it The Groundskeeper.

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There must be a yearly dad joke convention or something.

I was filling flowerbeds at work-a sport center and gym- with my dad(one of the owners), the groundskeeper- a father himself(lets call him GK), his son, and another co-worker.

two brothers, both in their late teens come out of the gym and wait for their dad to come pick them up. My dad sees them and asks if they want to help with the mulch- "its a free second workout!" A little later, GK says "Hey guys, you two should help with the mulch. We won't pay ya, but it'll help build up your muscles!". After the second time, you could hear the kids groan across the parking lot.

Aaand in come the brothers' father to pick them up. "Hey, look- they're mulching. you should help them. you two need to work on your biceps."

Three variants of the same dad joke in a matter of 15 minutes.

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What's the difference between someone who works in landscaping and someone who steals from a coffee shop?

One is a groundskeeper, while the other is a grounds keeper.

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