11 Hilarious Grooves Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards

I'm sure that must have been a record

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👤︎ u/custardy_cream

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch 'The Emperor's New Groove'

It helps Yzma pain.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86

📅︎ Jan 24 2017

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Out of the four elements, why was Water not invited to the party?

Because only Earth, Wind, and Fire know how to groove.

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👤︎ u/CarrotBIAR

📅︎ Aug 30 2021

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Yugoslavia

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👤︎ u/MicrowaveBurrito2568

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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I walked into a bar the other day…

I sat down and ordered a drink. Shortly afterwards, a weasel came in. I noticed he was wearing a U2 shirt.

“So, you are a U2 fan?” I inquired.

“Oh yes!” He exclaimed, “I’ve been a fan of them since the 80s. I think Bono is this generation’s greatest front man and The Edge is the most underrated guitarist. And the rhythm and grooves provided by Adam and Larry make them such a well rounded band. I’ve seen them in concert 33 times and every time they blow me away. They keep reinventing themselves and they always amaze me. I have all their albums!”

“Wow, you are a big fan! What’s your favorite album?”

“Pop” goes the weasel.

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👤︎ u/saulfineman

📅︎ Aug 30 2021

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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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👤︎ u/TuLongDong

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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Looking back at 1975

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👤︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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👤︎ u/spontaneous_spatula

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"

"Because you'll work grooves into them."

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👤︎ u/NotoriousOrange

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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What did the lesbians use for their bedroom floor?

Tongue and groove.

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👤︎ u/Cojiro14

📅︎ Jun 18 2017

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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👤︎ u/Whlightning

📅︎ May 26 2020

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