I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
I planned to make a grilling joke for the Fourth of July
A friend told me that his grilling spices keep biting his feet.
He can't get rid of those mesquite-toes..
What insect attacks you when you’re grilling?
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
Just lit my grill and I held a flaming stick in front of my sons face...
Son: STOP! It’s never funny to joke around with fire!
Me: (looks at the fire) Why did the chicken cross the road?
The wife and I were crying laughing while the son went inside and locked us out of the house. 😂😂😂
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
I was grilling steak this morning...
I grilled up some fish for dinner for a friend one time, they told me they didn't eat seafood.
I told them it was fine, because I caught the fish in a lake.
What's a what's a nose picking food connoisseur's favorite fast food snack?
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
Made myself a pun sandwich
What do you call an intimate evening with movies on demand and barbecue?
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
I just finished grilling a steak.
It refuses to tell me who it’s working for.
"Hello. This is my friend Warren Buffett."
And my name is Peter Lunch.
I tried grilled Aloe Vera at a restaurant today.
My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...
I am grilling tonight. I don't know how these sausages will turn out...
but I am expecting the wurst.
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
I told my wife that I don’t go by my real name while grilling
We should grill this message into people
Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I'd like a grilled.......... cheese"
The waiter responds: "what's with the big pause? "
Why was the man at the barbecue so happy?
He met the grill of his dreams
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill?
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?
Me to home Depot employee: I want to see your grills
Home Depot employee who happens to be Nelly who has fallen on hard times: you want to see my what?
I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.
I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
Being made out of gold, in fact, this is not like the other grills
My neighbor had a BBQ party, and some guest threw a grill at his face.
The attack made headlines.
A horse walks into a bar and grill...
The bartender says, "hey."
The horse says, "neigh. But I'll take some Quick Oats for the road."
The asphalt in the corner says, "thanks."
Just finished cleaning my grill.
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
I grilled a chicken for two hours last night.
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day…
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says “Can I get a grilled..............cheese?”
The waiter replies “Why the big pawse?”
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“Because I’m a bear”
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day…
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
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