A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door...
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
Unicode has a code point for messages from Athens about a summit between the leaders of France and China.
GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI WITH MACRON
The title of Father for a priest is more literal than i thought...
Priest: Did you know that the 13th letter of the Greek Alphabet is "nu"
Pause
Priest: So next time someone asks you "Whats new?" Just tell them "Its the thirteenth letter of the Greek Alphabet!"
groans and polite laughter
