A list of puns related to "Grammys"
Looks like EGOT 'em all.
Her: looks at me, perplexed Me: They just said itβs the sixty second Grammy awards... Her: Get out
You get a kilogrammy.
Finally, theyβre gonna keep it short.
It was much longer than 60 seconds
I rolled over on the bed and laid my head down during the Grammys tonight. Following conversation ensued- Boyfriend- hey! Watch the Grammys!
Me- why? Stevie wonder isn't even watching and he's on stage!
Boyfriend- snorts air audibly and rolls eyes.
Success.
She's a grammy winner!
To wrap her gifts to my kids. You wouldnβt know by looking at me but Iβm pretty good! Some would say Iβm a Grammy nominated wrapper!
My mom thought about it and said "You guys can call me Grammie!"
My dad, without missing a beat, said "Well then I guess you can call me Oscar."
/r/granddadjokes
My grandparents were at a dinner theater show. The premise is that it was a wedding reception. It was in August. The actor playing the minister was standing next to Grammy and Papa's table, mopping sweat from his forehead. Papa': Good evening, reverend. Are you by chance Presbyterian? Actor: No...why do you ask? Papa': You appear to be "presbyreing"
Would she get a holo-Grammy?
During The Grammy Awards
Dad- "I think Keigh is a cool first name."
Me- "You think Key is a cool first name?"
Dad- "No, Keigh. Like Keigh Thurban."
Me- "Get out"
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