Grammies Puns

Looks like EGOT 'em all.

Her: looks at me, perplexed Me: They just said it’s the sixty second Grammy awards... Her: Get out

You get a kilogrammy.

Finally, they’re gonna keep it short.

It was much longer than 60 seconds

I rolled over on the bed and laid my head down during the Grammys tonight. Following conversation ensued- Boyfriend- hey! Watch the Grammys!

Me- why? Stevie wonder isn't even watching and he's on stage!

Boyfriend- snorts air audibly and rolls eyes.

Success.

We should call it the Grammies

She's a grammy winner!

My mom thought about it and said "You guys can call me Grammie!"

My dad, without missing a beat, said "Well then I guess you can call me Oscar."

/r/granddadjokes

To wrap her gifts to my kids. You wouldn’t know by looking at me but I’m pretty good! Some would say I’m a Grammy nominated wrapper!

Would she get a holo-Grammy?

My grandparents were at a dinner theater show. The premise is that it was a wedding reception. It was in August. The actor playing the minister was standing next to Grammy and Papa's table, mopping sweat from his forehead. Papa': Good evening, reverend. Are you by chance Presbyterian? Actor: No...why do you ask? Papa': You appear to be "presbyreing"

During The Grammy Awards

Dad- "I think Keigh is a cool first name."

Me- "You think Key is a cool first name?"

Dad- "No, Keigh. Like Keigh Thurban."

Me- "Get out"

...would it be the Teddy Grammys?