Did you hear about the Pokemon Trainer who got an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony?

Looks like EGOT 'em all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Me to my wife: Cool, the Grammies will only be on for a minute!

Her: looks at me, perplexed Me: They just said it’s the sixty second Grammy awards... Her: Get out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sr3jan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What happens when you win a 1000 grammy's?

You get a kilogrammy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rxTIMOxr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Tonight is the sixty second Grammy awards.

Finally, they’re gonna keep it short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Was watching the 2020 Grammys tonight

It was much longer than 60 seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V3N0M_SIERRA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Grammys dad joke

I rolled over on the bed and laid my head down during the Grammys tonight. Following conversation ensued- Boyfriend- hey! Watch the Grammys!

Me- why? Stevie wonder isn't even watching and he's on stage!

Boyfriend- snorts air audibly and rolls eyes.

Success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvcl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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We should have give an award for people who lost weight

We should call it the Grammies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeathy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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My mother's mother hit the jackpot at the BINGO!!!

She's a grammy winner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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True story: I just had my first baby and asked my parents what they would like to be called as grandparents.

My mom thought about it and said "You guys can call me Grammie!"

My dad, without missing a beat, said "Well then I guess you can call me Oscar."

/r/granddadjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actualsnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Every year my mom asks me...

To wrap her gifts to my kids. You wouldn’t know by looking at me but I’m pretty good! Some would say I’m a Grammy nominated wrapper!

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If Hatsune Miku were to win a music award...

Would she get a holo-Grammy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-JEBEDIAH-KERMAN-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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This is a grandfather joke...

My grandparents were at a dinner theater show. The premise is that it was a wedding reception. It was in August. The actor playing the minister was standing next to Grammy and Papa's table, mopping sweat from his forehead. Papa': Good evening, reverend. Are you by chance Presbyterian? Actor: No...why do you ask? Papa': You appear to be "presbyreing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoodItYoursefl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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"I think Keigh is a cool first name"

During The Grammy Awards

Dad- "I think Keigh is a cool first name."

Me- "You think Key is a cool first name?"

Dad- "No, Keigh. Like Keigh Thurban."

Me- "Get out"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blacksmith_Kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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If bears hosted a music awards show...

...would it be the Teddy Grammys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codoro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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