I wrote 7 letters to the Governor yesterday.

I said, "Good job".

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Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor

This way the people can elect Ricity.

The campaign would be "Elect Rick".

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...

We're currently filming the Pilate.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...

...no noose is good news.

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📅︎ May 21 2020
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The governor banned gatherings of more than eighteen crows.

They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.

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👤︎ u/sgri0b
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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How do you say who is the governor of NY in Spanish?

Cuomo esta

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👤︎ u/snuzet
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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So the governor in Arizona just signed a bill that legalizes nunchucks..

I guess that's something to shake a stick at.

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👤︎ u/daseined
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Wife was watching CNN...

She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.

I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"

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👤︎ u/ReksEffect
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Mom pulled this one on me today. Has she been a dad this whole time?

News: "Larry Hogan was sworn in today as the 62nd Governor of Maryland..."

Mom: "So he was only governor for one minute."

Such pun. Much groan. Wow.

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👤︎ u/xmeggiex
📅︎ Jan 21 2015
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How to fight mosquitoes and crime

Some cities plan to fight mosquitoes by releasing swarms of sterile male mosquitoes, which don't bite, and can reduce future generations of mosquitoes. That's a good idea and I hope it works well.

The governor of Kentucky plans to fight crime by having prayer groups go to high-crime neighborhoods to pray there.

Those two ideas give me an idea for fighting crime even better: Release swarms of praying mantises.

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👤︎ u/khv90
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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