Google Now Puns

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

Now Google Drove

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

I've moved to London 2 years ago and he is still in Maryland. This was our google chat exchange just now:

Friend: Some days I miss you more than others. Today is one of those days :(

Me: awwwww... i miss you 100% every day

Friend: Is your aim that bad?

This was a real conversation with my dad. I'm still trying to figure out if he was messing with me.

"Thanks, Dad. Could you email me that info?"

"Do you want me to send it to your email, or to your gmail?"

"Gmail is my email."

"Sooooo.... your email, or your gmail?"

"Gmail is my email service. It's a kind of email. It stands for Google mail."

"Sooooooooo....."

"You know what? Forget about my email. You can just send everything to my gmail from now on."

"Sure thing."

"Thanks, Dad."

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

Dad walks up to me today.

Dad- "You hear that Google is making a new smartphone?"

Me- "No? Don't really follow things like that closely."

Dad- "Uh yeah, it's kind of like the Iphone.... They call it the Googly EyePhone."

So I proceeded to give him the idea to stick some actual googly eyes on his Iphone. Now I'm sure he will pull out this joke any chance he can get...