Norse gods and goddesses share juicy gossip often

and they've gotta keep it Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aeonmymind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I talked to a goddess at a farm today

I’d say it was nice Demeter

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Who fixes a Venus fly trap’s teeth?

Floral surgeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2023
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People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time

They're calling it a pay lay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Entias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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/r/dadjokes open mic night! Come on in and tell your dad jokes!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreKs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?

Troglodite.

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What do you call the Goddess of Hunger?

Appetite-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladyeve00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Old Gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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which greek goddess is best at housekeeping?

Serene. as moon goddess she is always tide-ying up ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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The Goddess Mosquito

I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.

He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."

I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"

He said,

"It's the one that got us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papyra
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I learned everything I know about fairness from the Goddess of Pop and her body double.

Cher and Cher-alike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Egyptian Goddess

My dad and I were watching a quiz show earlier today, and there was a question about the Ancient Egyptian cat-headed 'goddess of protection.'

I asked him if that's what they relied upon before contraception. He replied, 'Yes, prophylactcats.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MullGeek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Shoes wisely

My wife and I went shoe shopping this weekend. She was having trouble picking a pair so she held up two sneakers, "which one do you like?"

"I don't care. Be like Nike, shoes wisely."

(Athena Nike was the Greek goddess of wisdom in her aspect of victory that the shoe company used)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prosperosmile
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/369damnurfine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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Cupid is always seen using a bow

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

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Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.

In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.

In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.

You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.✌️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlveazie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

(This is a great one for the new dad's supporting that breastfeeding goddess;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aggressivelyplush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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