Goddess Puns

Troglodite.

Appetite-y.

Serene. as moon goddess she is always tide-ying up ;)

I currently have a very uncomfortable and inflamed bug bite on my foot. This morning while making my coffee, I noticed a fat mosquito walking around on the counter. I called my husband over to kill it.

He grabbed a napkin, killed it, and said, "Wow. That was definitely the Goddess Mosquito."

I obviously asked with genuine curiosity, "What's a Goddess Mosquito?"

He said,

"It's the one that got us."

Cher and Cher-alike.

My dad and I were watching a quiz show earlier today, and there was a question about the Ancient Egyptian cat-headed 'goddess of protection.'

I asked him if that's what they relied upon before contraception. He replied, 'Yes, prophylactcats.'

and they've gotta keep it Loki.

My wife and I went shoe shopping this weekend. She was having trouble picking a pair so she held up two sneakers, "which one do you like?"

"I don't care. Be like Nike, shoes wisely."

(Athena Nike was the Greek goddess of wisdom in her aspect of victory that the shoe company used)

In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.

In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.

You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.✌️

Boo-bees!

(This is a great one for the new dad's supporting that breastfeeding goddess;)

Because in Greek, the goddess of love had Eros

They planet