By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered

butter flies!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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He's lion
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Eating spaghetti with the two year old

Him: shovels spaghetti into gob using both hands, smearing spaghetti, olive oil and garlic all over his face

Me: β€œWell now you’ve gotta pasta face and pasta fingers, I guess I gotta pasta napkin”

My wife: Eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irongustavius
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