If you go to jail for tax evasion....
....aren't you basically living of taxes, for not paying taxes?
Why did the cheese go to jail?
He was exhibiting bad brie-havior
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the duck go to jail?
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname ‘mitochondria’
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Why did Carl Wheezer go to jail
Why did the baby go to jail?
Because he was resisting a rest.
My PE teacher told me I was so bad at golf that I should go to golf jail
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
If my child won't go to bed, I'll have him put in jail.
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why did the tennis player go to jail
My son refused to go to sleep last night so I sent him to jail
Why did the phone go to jail?
It was charged with battery.
Why did the biker go to jail?
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
Because he fingered A minor.
Why did the comedians go to jail?
A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year
Today I could be a free man !
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why did the bunny go to jail?
Because he was charged with HAREassment!
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for a conjugal visit. The kids started freaking out, though.
Best game of Monopoly ever.
Why did the geologist go to jail?
He was charged with basalt-and-battery. He was a pretty gneiss guy, I guess we just took him for granite. Pretty schisty for him, though.
Why did the sapling go to jail?
Why did the eyebrow stylist go to jail?
Because he was charged with tweezin.
Why didn't the banana go to jail?
Why did the duck go to jail
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
...because it was framed.
Why did the kindergartner go to jail?
Why did the picture go to jail?
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