. .. so we compromised and had an altercation
Prism. It is just a light sentence
The horsepital
(my 7 year old daughter trying to cheer me up while I’m quarantining with Covid)
Somewhere over the rainbow.
For forgery.
I decided to start later
Johnny Depp.
Because they want their relationship to work out
For his-panic attacks.
To the dock
Because the “P” is silent
tooth hurty
Because it has a million degrees
I'm just trying to get a Pikachu.
To see the chicken strip
Purrgatory
I call it my Roe vs Wade decision.
It scares their dogs.
The bath-room
New Jersey
- A plane flew over the jungle carrying 500 bricks. One of the bricks suddenly fell. How much bricks were left on the plane?
- How do you get an elephant in the fridge in 3 steps?
You open the fridge, put the elephant inside, and close the fridge.
- How do you get a giraffe in the fridge in 4 steps?
You open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge.
- An elephant and a giraffe compete in a race. Who won?
The elephant, because the giraffe was in the fridge!
- How many elephants can get in a green car?
- 2 of them sittings in the front and the other 2 are sitting behind them.
- How do you know that there are 4 elephants in the cinema?
The green car parks outside.
- Why can't you see the elephants hiding in the trees?
Because they are really good at it.
- Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
- What is the loudest noise in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
- The lion is celebrating so he invited the whole jungle to his party. Who didn't show up?
The giraffe. He is still in the fridge.
- A squirrel was walking through the jungle when he crossed the crocodile river. Why the crocodiles didn't eat him?
Because they were in the lion's party.
- Before the squirrle got to the other side he died. How?
He got hit by a brick!
If you want to go skydiving AGAIN, you do.
"So I can get into arbor-tration."
A snors d’Oeuvres
Because he was charged with PAW-session!
Forgive me, I just made it up.
Because it was framed
It’s a bunch of thinly sliced cabbage with a mayonnaise based dressing.
“Dad, you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”
They heard there was a meatier shower.
To get to the other side.
I know, it sounds far-fetched.
The... retail store
Yes, lettuce!
Because he heard they have fresh beets
Walking….Jk, rolling.
Pennsylvania!
(Credit: My 8 year old son)
The MOOOOOvies.
European.
Old man response : i once had my wife run off on me with a state trooper , i thought you were bringing her back !!
Times Square
My daughter deadpanned response: "with your eyes."
I couldn't have asked for a better anniversary gift. #prouddadmoment.
He was charged with battery.
Chris Rock sets up the joke and Will Smith delivers the punchline
Sweet dreams.
Prism. It’s a light sentence.
