Eating too much cake is gluttony, but eating too much pie isn’t a sin.

Because sin pi is always zero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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As part of my new religion, gluttony shall be given a penance of crunches.

Finally sinners will achieve absolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Dad joked. Sloth bears.

I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."

Hubby became a father a year and a half ago but that made him a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arguinglulu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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