Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I called her a ginger.
She’s been waiting years for red head redemption.
Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin
Better treat it gingerly!
What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?
What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
Redhead Jack
You remember the story of Jack and the Beanstock? Imagine if Jack had red hair.
Hints:
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
This one is a bit dark.
Ok, too subtle perhaps:
>!Outside of the U.S., red heads are generally called "gingers". Thus, redhead Jack is a ginger, and if the giant makes his bread from Jack's bones, he has made bread out of a ginger, which makes it...!<
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
If a redhead suffers a psychotic break...
Is that considered a Ginger Snap???
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
I just bought some ginger biscuits.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ??????
What's Justin Trudeau's favourite ginger ale?
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
What do you call a fat ginger
If I had a shoe for every ginger I knew ...
Ya hear about the girl who dated a bottle of ginger ale?
She was Schwepped off her feet!
My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry
My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry
He was never even a good cat
When two ginger people conceive a child...
the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
@my office: 4 yr boy says “why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.
Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.
Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul...
I'm just saying... The dementors never went for Ron Weasley.
If you're a ginger...
And both your parents were gingers, does that make you a ginger-bred man?
Dr: Do you kneed anything else?
What is a redhead's favorite diet?
What do you call a ginger with asthma?
How does a redhead apply a bandaid?
Redheads are all the same
They do everything gingerly
My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
Why should you brush your teeth after kissing a ginger?
If you don't, you might get gingervitus
People who dye their hair red
Suffer from ginger dysphoria
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
When two people conceive a ginger child
The child could technically be considered ginger -bred
Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer
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