Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I bought an alcoholic ginger beer today.

He wasn't happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My girlfriend broke up with me after I called her a ginger.

She’s been waiting years for red head redemption.

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Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?

The Carroty Kid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjs1023113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I just bought some ginger biscuits.

He wasn't very grateful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The ginger bread man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vermillion_-_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Ginger Bread Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanCharizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What's Justin Trudeau's favourite ginger ale?

Canada Moist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a fat ginger

Fed Sheeran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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If I had a shoe for every ginger I knew ...

I wouldn’t have a sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macnessamae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Ya hear about the girl who dated a bottle of ginger ale?

She was Schwepped off her feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOduOfTheNorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry

She loved that cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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When two ginger people conceive a child...

the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sizzlemen
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry

He was never even a good cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatsHisFace666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.

Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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If you're a ginger...

And both your parents were gingers, does that make you a ginger-bred man?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul...

I'm just saying... The dementors never went for Ron Weasley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapyre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I had to kick this ginger for coming into my work. v.redd.it/9y6qmka7xir01
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What do you call a ginger with asthma?

A Wheez-ly

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan

I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why should you brush your teeth after kissing a ginger?

If you don't, you might get gingervitus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snappedginger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My favorite (maybe unintentional?) pun from the comment section of a video about gingers going extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amandrai
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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I had to grate some ginger with a fork today....

I'm convinced I've found the root of all evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EaterOfKelp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Why can't a ginger play in a blue's band?

Because they have no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knyneknyves
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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I passed my husband a piece of ginger to weigh on the scale...

My husband dropped it, and a nearby stranger shouted ,"you better handle that gingerly!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dayzsurvivor1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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What does a ginger bread man cover himself with when he's in bed?

A cookie sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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My ginger father-in-law recently purchased a KIA.

Now he has a Soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uniqueOddity83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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'cause it's Ginger Ale, get it

My parents and I moved from the USA to Canada when I was a kid and we've lived there ever since. My father recently quit drinking alcohol, and when asked about it, he likes to say: "I drank up all that they had in America, so now I'm drinking Canada Dry."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ludwigvanbiteme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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I made a Ginger Bread House at work

http://imgur.com/N1fsfHg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fahkitall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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My dad pulled the best (and only) dad joke I've ever heard him utter while we were assembling ginger bread houses.

Some family friends of ours needed our help mass producing some ginger bread houses for an event they do every year. They make an insane amount of pieces, so they need help cutting out the doors, windows, and over all assembly. The family friend, my dad, and myself were all cutting out windows and doors when this happened:

Me: Aw man, one of these pieces just broke.

Family Friend: It's alright, we have extra. But every time I see one fall apart I see 30 minutes of my life go away.

Dad: Well I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Me: loses it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveTheViking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.

He wasn’t happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosscarroll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.

She loved the cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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When two people conceive a ginger child

The child could technically be considered ginger -bred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimeTime22
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer

He wasn’t happy with me!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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