37 Hilarious Geologic Time Scale Puns

Fuck it. Geologic time scale compass

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👤︎ u/Matthew_A

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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I got the Geologic Time Scale on my arm!! Thought you guys would appreciate v.redd.it/iu1qhatn22s21

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👤︎ u/juicy_scooby

📅︎ Apr 13 2019

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This Geologic Time Scale shows how life has evolved and changed over the eons of time, giving each period a distinct group of fossils that can be recognized worldwide.

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👤︎ u/-AMARYANA-

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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[OC] Proportional Geologic Time Scale

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👤︎ u/UnrequitedReason

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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Geologic time scale(地質時代) old.reddit.com/r/coolguid…

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👤︎ u/test_kenmo

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Any tips/mnemonic device to help remember the geologic time scale?

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👤︎ u/satansbukkake

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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I made a video of the geologic time scale where every second is a million years! youtu.be/4udTFUNEAQs

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👤︎ u/artullos

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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The Geologic Time Scale Challenge youtube.com/watch?v=4udTF…

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👤︎ u/artullos

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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GEOL 102 (koonce) geologic time scale helpful study pneumonic

While studying for my exams tomorrow, found part of this and came up with some of this pneumonic to help me study. Thought I would share!

EONS

PHANpy -- phanerozoic

PROtects -- proterozoic

ARCanine -- archean

from

HADEs -- hadean

ERAS

PREss -- precambrian

the

PALE -- paleozoic

button for the

MESsage -- mesozoic

CENter -- cenozoic

PHANEROZIOC PERIODS (oldest to youngest)

CAMels -- cambrien

Often -- ordovician

SIt -- silurian

Down -- devonian

CARefully -- carboniferous

and

PERManently -- permian

Their -- triassic

Joints -- jurassic

Creak -- cretaceous

CENOZOIC PERIODS

They are

PALE -- paleogene

and

Never -- neogene

QUAlified -- quaternary

NEOPROTEROZOIC PERIODS

NEOpets -- neoproterozoic

write

EDItorials -- ediacaran

on

CRYOgenics. -- cryogenic

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👤︎ u/katnip_13

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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BYU Geology Prof. lays out his stunning feats of CogDis in BYU Magazine. "Things of the Earth" (Organic Evolution, geologic/incomprehensible time scales---and Mormonism...) magazine-dev.byu.edu/thin…

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👤︎ u/NotAnEternalUterus

📅︎ Sep 10 2015

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We have only been recording earthquakes for 114 years which is a mere blip on the geologic time scale. What if it has been a very quiet 114 years and we have no idea what's in store.

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👤︎ u/Mamadog5

📅︎ Sep 01 2014

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The Earth's Geological Time Scale

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👤︎ u/SupremoZanne

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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The Earth's Geological Time Scale

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👤︎ u/ajdar666

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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xkcd 2187: Geologic Time xkcd.com/2187/

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsGriffon

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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THERE ARE A TOTAL OF 14 FILMS!!!???That should cover all geologic time; the land before, during AND after time.

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👤︎ u/Dichaelmavis

📅︎ Aug 04 2019

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How Chemical Processes Influence Fracture Pattern Development - Many tools of chemical analysis, experimentation, modeling, and theory have the potential to increase our understanding of how fracture patterns develop at different geological time scales. eos.org/editors-vox/how-c…

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👤︎ u/GeoGeoGeoGeo

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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The Earth's Geological Time Scale

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👤︎ u/SupremoZanne

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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Accelerated geologic time....

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👤︎ u/stalwart_rabbit

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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Only Geologic time kids will remember this.

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👤︎ u/Not_donald-trump

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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Geological timescale - Earth Times. The [time scale](https://www.geoundnatur.de/Public/EarthTimes2018A.pdf) is optimized for tablets and smartphones, you can scroll through the history of the earth. It was first written in German, here is the english version - have fun!

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👤︎ u/PHS13

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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Carbon is pouring into the atmosphere faster than at any time in the past 66 million years—since the dinosaurs went extinct—according to a new analysis of the geologic record. The study underscores just how profoundly humans are changing Earth’s history. news.nationalgeographic.c…

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👤︎ u/NinjaDiscoJesus

📅︎ Mar 21 2016

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Geological Time Scale With Major Events geologyuniverse.com/geolo…

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👤︎ u/Geology_Universe

📅︎ Aug 07 2018

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The geological time scale (GTS) is a system of chronological measurement that relates stratigraphy to time, and is used by geologists, paleontologists, and other Earth scientists to describe the timing and relationships between events that have occurred throughout Earth’s history. geologyin.com/2016/12/10-…

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👤︎ u/FillsYourNiche

📅︎ May 26 2017

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Tremors on Mars detected for first time — but they're not caused by geologic activity salon.com/2019/03/24/trem…

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👤︎ u/SetMau92

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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Recommend me a book about species, evolution and biodiversity all in geological time scales.

I need a definitive guide that sums up all the facts about earth formation, species emergence and evolution, the 5 great extinctions all in geological time scales. It would be most helpful if it focuses a little about human evolution. I don't need an academic text book that treats the above as studying material, I merely need a book that satisfies my curiosity.

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👤︎ u/Ibram09

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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Eighth? does this look like an eighth this is my first time buying wax of my own and i don’t have a scale

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👤︎ u/Glonky420

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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my two AAA batteries every time I switch them between my v*brator and my bathroom scale bc I keep forgetting to buy new ones

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👤︎ u/_flynnifer_

📅︎ Nov 24 2021

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Climate change models and comparisons to geological time scale effects on the earth. A sobering summary of what the earth could be in for due to green house warming arstechnica.com/science/2…

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👤︎ u/da6id

📅︎ Jun 19 2018

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Which geologic time period is your favorite and why?

One of my favorite aspects of paleontology is just how different the Earth can be across time, I'm curious which period is the most interesting to others

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👤︎ u/MrDinoBrian

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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First time visiting Cornwall, came across these MASSIVE aloe veras and thought it'd be appreciated on this sub! (my 5ft9 bf for scale)

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👤︎ u/kav_iar

📅︎ Oct 23 2021

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Every time I see a bird after coming to an understanding of geologic time

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👤︎ u/PineappleTreePro

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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Scientists produce estimates of how much water is absorbed from oceans into Earth's interior via fault lines - estimate 3 times the water of previous estimates - and question whether water coming out (via volcano emissions etc.) makes up for it (in geologic time water doesn't accumulate much) nature.com/articles/s4158…

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👤︎ u/stereomatch

📅︎ Nov 16 2018

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The geological time scale (GTS) is a system of chronological measurement that relates stratigraphy to time, and is used by geologists, paleontologists, and other Earth scientists to describe the timing and relationships between events that have occurred throughout Earth’s history. - ScienceFacts reddit.com/r/ScienceFacts…

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👤︎ u/Know_Your_Shit

📅︎ May 26 2017

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2012: Magnetic pole reversal happens all the (geologic) time physorg.com/news/2011-11-…

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👤︎ u/sjgokou

📅︎ Dec 01 2011

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What is your favorite Period/Epcoh in geologic time

My buddy and I have been talking about this for days. What is everyone’s favorite geologic period or epoch for paleo research and why?

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👤︎ u/trenzalor_1810

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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Interactive Globe through geologic time dinosaurpictures.org/anci…

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👤︎ u/pcetcedce

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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Best review of the geologic time scale

What do you guys use to remember the geologic time scale?

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👤︎ u/diesel2012

📅︎ Feb 12 2014

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