Geographies Puns

What city never stops moving? >Rome

Me and my band are all studying Geography at uni, and we want a name that is a geography pun... but not just about countries. It could be a play on the word "Geography", or something related to the subject. Help please!!

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

... But Alaska

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"

The rest, as they say, is History.

Kenya please stop!

I’m sorry

i’m new to this subreddit 🏃🏽‍♀️

The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

I was China focus, but was too Hungary.

He said "Crimea River."

Nevermind, you had to be there.

Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!

You know where you stand with it.

Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best

Cos Djibouti small butt so beautiful(･ิω･ิ)

He might end up Hungary for Turkey.

We were talking about how in London, there are congestion charges and the parking is super expensive so electricians often hire a driver because it ends up cheaper than paying the other charges.

I said "Trust an electrician to find the path of least resistance."

They're world class.

Nephew: Where is Indonesia located?

Me: Right next to Outdonesia.

OHIO

Teacher: Which is larger, the North or South Pole?

Student: South?

Teacher: Wrong! The North Pole is in the Arctic. The South is in the ANT-Arctic.

Student: ...

What state is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

His chuckle was so pleased.

"I was thinking about trying out a geography minor."

"Oh really? What makes you want to head in that direction." - Pun one she doesn't acknowledge

"I don't know I just find it interesting. I think I'd like to try human geography."

"Oh really? My cousin told me he took physical geography and said it rocks." - She pauses and stares at me with an unimpressed face, but reluctantly continues

"No I think people geography would be more my style."

"Ya I can see that. You're much more of a people person." - Her eyes flare as it's obvious shes holding back a bellowing guffaw

"We're done here."

I stole it from the Simpsons, but when I pull up a U.S.map, which is a lot I proceed to say: "new mexico? What was so wrong with the old one?"

And I do the "eh?! eh?!" pointing at old mexico and new mexico.

Years ago, when I had to memorize the countries and capitals of the world for middle school social studies, my dad was helping me study. He tried to come up with a jingle, rhyme, or memory trick for all the ones I was having trouble with. His trick for remembering that Doha is the capital of Qatar was "Doha know how to play the Qatar?" (Don't you know how to play the guitar?). It was so hilariously bad that we still laugh about it whenever Qatar comes up in the news.

I asked an American friend if Hawaiian pizzas are actually popular in Hawaii. Alas, dad was quicker and reminded me that any type of pizza in Hawaii is Hawaiian, obviously.

But Alaska.

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