A list of puns related to "Geodiversity"
The nether is one of three realms in Minecraft and was the second to be added. It's one eighth the size of the overworld which gives it a surface area about the size of earth.
Since in terms of surface area it's a sizeable part of the game, one would have expected a bit more attention and love for this firery domain. Alas, for a lot of players, it's only used as a means of fast travel for the overworld, and occasionally explored for potion ingredents and the odd wither skeleton skulls.
To encourage more exploration and use of the nether, I had previously made a post with lots of suggestions about how we could change and add to the nether to make it more interesting and fun for players. That was a mistake because the post was too long and contained too many ideas at once.
So now I'm separating my suggestions so we can disgust each idea on its own merits.
This first one is about geodiversity. The nether, despite its size only has 1 biome. Caverns of netherrack with the occational lava spring or lava lake/ocean, and dotted with nether fortresses.
Could we please have a few more distinct regions in the nether? The hell theme is fine but even hell apparently have different levels and special places for different people we know right?
I'm interested in what people on this forum may suggest but just a couple off the top of my head.
A wasteland biome - a flat desert with nothing but netherrack as far as the eye could see.
A petrified forest biome - a forest of of netherrack "trunks"/spikes
A lava swamp biome - a flat area with small pools of lava everywhere
Just a few to get started. Let me know what you think.
Edit 1: A volcano biome - either small hills with craters at the top or oozing lava, or a massive mountain with a giant crater on top or over flowing lava.
Great ideas guys, keep em' coming. :)
Edit 2: Yawning abyss/bottomless pit biome - an area with a very thin crust and holes/pits in random locations. There is no bedrock at the bottom and players will just fall into the void if they dig too far or if they are not careful about where they are walking.
Edit 3: Graveyard biome - an area littered with graves and tomes. Some open, some not. Some mass graves/crypts, some lonely unmarked burial mounds. Lots of zombies and skeletons as you can imagine, some wandering around, some still buried just beneath the surface.
Region of madness - *an area where the player's visio
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Heβs the new temp.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
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