Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?

It was udderly pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HwackAMole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A mad scientist genetically engineered a giant fly.

One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas

Assistant: what on earth are you doing?

mad scientist looks up from his work.

Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call a genetically engineered cow?

A mootant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshsalvi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.

They could call them CRISPRs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lit_geek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.

It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Genetic Engineering...

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebraun1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.

It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chezni19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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I've been trying to genetically engineer a much tastier fish

I just want to make the world a better plaice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshcomley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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What do you call someone who clones trains?

A genetic engineer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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What do you call a train conductor on a chromosome?

A genetic engineer

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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