41 Hilarious Genders Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What gender pronouns do chocolates use?

Hershey!

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👤︎ u/moist_bum

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

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👤︎ u/theman_themyth_

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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👤︎ u/cheble003

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.

If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats however...

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👤︎ u/CallingYouForMoney

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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What do u call a buffalo that likes both genders?

A bison

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👤︎ u/Tritoslp

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him

He’s Transparent

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👤︎ u/Iamafillintheblank

📅︎ Jan 07 2021

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Ant Gender Identifier

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👤︎ u/aidanexe

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?

Trans-parent

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👤︎ u/manpatpost

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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why do children have trouble looking at their parents after a gender change?

Because parents become Trans-parent

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👤︎ u/shrinivas2098

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.

I guess I am Eh-sexual.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?

Transparent

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👤︎ u/manpatpost

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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You can easily know ant’s gender by putting them on the water

If it sinks, girl ant, if it floats, buoyant.

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👤︎ u/MisterMakerXD

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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gender fluids

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👤︎ u/depressed_musician

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...

They had a little boy.

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👤︎ u/Parkwad

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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👤︎ u/stefan715

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.

If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.

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👤︎ u/TuttsMcGee

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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So I heard these gender reveal parties are...

real hot right now.

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👤︎ u/JonnyRocks

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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There are only two sexes and one gender

The other is a goose

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...

Boy, I’m gonna blow up

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👤︎ u/swim_and_drive

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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What gender does a quantum computer identify as?

Non-binary

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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👤︎ u/neffability

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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What do you call a mom who is very clear about wanting to change her gender?

Trans-parent

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👤︎ u/mumpledump69

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.

Thus truly making them bipolar

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👤︎ u/ssigea

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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Baby gender reveal at my family reunion

My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.

One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.

Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, “Do you have a name for the baby yet?”

My brother replies, “Yeah. Liana Noelle.”

Everyone starts to “Ooohhh” and “Ahhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.

Then after a moment I shout, “How the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”

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👤︎ u/mzahit29

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.

The Ex-Men.

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👤︎ u/acres41

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something

A TRANS-ACTION

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👤︎ u/Painogoldfish72

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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My brother and his wife won’t speak to me following their gender reveal party.

Apparently it refers to the baby.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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Flag for people that have changed gender then had children imgur.com/QoGpBpc

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👤︎ u/mandjari

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?

he's transparent

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👤︎ u/aggeliki04

📅︎ May 25 2020

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My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,

I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.

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👤︎ u/BigGayDinosaurs

📅︎ Jun 22 2020

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How did the Verb pay for its gender reassignment?

By a trans-action.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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I went to a gender reveal party the other day

It was great, but I can’t work out why I was the only naked person there.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth