"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
It’s my own fault, I’ll never let my guard down again.
I can tell you, he sure got a piece of my mind.
"I'm sorry little one"
I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
I call it mail pattern baldness
Fast-10 your seat belts.
My dad passed away about 3 years ago. Now that I am a dad as well I thought I would pass on his favorite joke, bear with me cuz its long, but worth it...
A poor man who lives in a straw hut wants to to impress his neighbor. So he works for 3 months, enough to buy a fancy chair at the market. He calls his neighbor over for dinner one night and has him sit in the chair at dinner. He asks his neighbor, " isn't this a very nice chair? " To which the neighbor replies "it's okay i guess"...
Heartbroken, after the neighbor leaves, the man takes the chair upstairs and puts it in a closet and thinks.. maybe it was not a nice enough chair...
He then works 6 months, leaves his little straw hut and hitches a ride to the city and buys an extravagant chair with velvet padding. Once again he has his neighbor over for dinner, this time the neighbor says "it's nice, but I've seen better"
Sad, the man stores the chair in the upstairs closet. But the man could not be deterred.
He then worked for an entire year, left his little straw hut and went all the way to the capitol and bought a gaudy, gold painted chair with lion motifs and silk pillows.
The neighbor comes over to dinner and says. "Wow, what an ugly chair!"
Furious, the man grabs the chair, marches upstairs and throws it in the closet with such force that his entire straw hut collapses.
I guess people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones...
Personally,I’m on the fence.
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
Remains to be seen.
But it just made scents to me.
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
But I didn't see him
His mom was furious!!
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
But now it’s just water under the fridge...
So I packed up my stuff and right.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
But the spoilers ruined it for me.
Angriculture
Adam Driver
I furiously shook my head and said "Nah... nah... nah nah nah.. nah-nah-nah. Nah nah.. nah nah-nah nah."
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
She loved the cat.
She says it completely lacks common cents.
.....and 100% of strippers were furious they had nothing to dance on.
Personally, I’m on the fence.
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
Fast 10: your seatbelts.
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
Personally I'm on the fence
Personally, I'm on the fence.
Fast 10: your seatbelts
Fasten your seat belts
It will be the fuel-good movie of the year.
Personally, I'm on the fence
