What do you call an alligator smoking a cigarette?

A fumigator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/science_i_am
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My mom channeled her inner dad for a harsh burn

I hope momjokes are welcome

When I was a teenager my aunt and her husband had to have their house fumigated and needed a place to stay for a weekend. My parents offered them my room and arranged a sleepover for me at my nephew's. As I was leaving the house I cheekily turn back and say to them : don't do anything in there I wouldn't do!

To which my mom promptly replied : honey, they're not going to clean your room

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shizzlebob
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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