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Ftw Puns

A list of puns related to "Ftw"

Natural log FTW!
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👤︎ u/MohanBhargava
📅︎ May 10 2020
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meta-puns ftw
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👤︎ u/passiertdirdasoefter
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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6yr old FTW

twice today he impressed me.

first were out for lunch and hes kicking me under the table. me: "stop dude, that hurts!" him: "not to me."

then were at a store where they were they currently have a reading incentive program "...read at least 8 of the following titles and receive a free book" him: "so, can i get my free book now?" me: "what? no." him: "but i read all the titles..."

i bought him a book for his efforts.

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👤︎ u/neophytegod
📅︎ Jun 08 2014
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If you rearrange the letters of FTW they are like:

WTF

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👤︎ u/Burn_Stick
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Dad joked the wife over cooking...FTW

I've got oven preheated to 420f for baking sweet potatoes, wife course corrects and tells me she wants the oven set to 450f... "What, 420 isn't HIGH enough for you?"

Teenage kids reaction in the kitchen, priceless! Got a high-five from stepdaughter too!

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👤︎ u/PaulyMcBee
📅︎ Apr 17 2014
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Whoever came up with this had to be stoned.
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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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Told this one in work chat.

Co-worker: I found another project of yours, two in a row, what are the odds?

Me: Never tell me the odds

Co-worker: LOL dad jokes ftw Terrible

Me: I know I'm so happy I get to tell them now, there was an induction ceremony and everything!!

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👤︎ u/seensomeish
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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O snap!
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👤︎ u/mohaukachi
📅︎ Nov 08 2013
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Our can opener is broken

It's now a can't opener. Reposts ftw

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👤︎ u/zvon666
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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