A list of puns related to "Frustratingly"
Blue balls
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
He says it drives him up the wall!
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
He threw up his hands
A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
Son : “We need the opposite of shut down! Dad, what’s the opposite of shut down?”
Dad : “Shut up!”
He was grounded.
I set the comp password to ‘Homework1st’ my daughter was getting frustrated that every time she asked what I changed it to, I answered. She did every piece of work, including corrections. Then I wrote it down.
I SAID NO-vember.
It's knotty
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
When they run out of patients
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
I think I strained my voice.
It’s owner could not believe the weird bleats the sheep was making,
so he asked out loud sheepishly in frustration:
“what the hell was that!?”
“You herd me” - the sheep replied.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
It’s getting old
It’s driving him up the wall.
Where did all the....Mango
Because communication is key
It involves lots of pain
...when a frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
I just don’t have the patients...
... that I finally packed up my stuff and right.
I guess I'm a Ninja Worrier
If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh
because they always act on aMotion.
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
He needed to work on his anchor management
I'll most likely just buy them a bed instead.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
She said, “I know. Stop eating so much bacon.”
They throw a hissy fit.
Poor guy just couldn’t cope.
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
This guy is so full of himself
Him: "just pick any pair. It's not like they have feelings"
Me: "But they do have soles!!"
We both groaned.
To which I reply "I can hear you just fine".
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