Fruit Ripeness Puns

What do you call someone who eats fruit before its ripe?

A statutory grapist..

When the time is ripe to go and bear fruit, they cantaloupe.

So my son wanted to have a banana this morning. My wife picked up a banana from the fruit bowl but she couldn't peel it as it wasn't ripe enough. So she put it back. My son asked me what had happened to the banana and I couldn't miss the opportunity, so I said:

Dad: "Son, the banana wasn't that a-peeling (appealing) this morning"

The groan from my wife, son and daughter was satisfying.