Frozen Section Puns

Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section

Scared the heck out of everyone else in the frozen food section.

Dad: "I shot my first turkey last year."

Me: "Yeah?"

Him: "Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section."

This was told to me by my father's older brother but thought it belongs here.

I repeated this as a 7 year old during Christmas dinner to everyone.

A penguin was driving along in the desert when all of the sudden his engine begin smoking. Luckily there was a mechanic shop near by so he dropped his car off. The mechanic said it will be an hour or two. The penguin decides to wonder around the small town and sees a grocery store. To beat the heat he heads to the frozen section and hops in the ice cream cooler. He sees a tub of his favorite vanilla ice cream so he opens it up and digs in. Two hours go by and he hops out of the cooler and heads back to the shop to pick up his car. The mechanic say "You blew a seal." The penguin wipes his mouth and say "Oh no it's vanilla ice cream."

My coworkers were talking amongst them selves attempting to find where a Frozen doll goes, I come around the corner right then and instinctively respond with "have you checked in the freezer section?"... I got a couple of chuckles from them and carried on with my day. Was worth it.

I do the shopping alone and wasn't sure which pizza she wanted so I took a picture of the frozen section. When I got home I told her "I took a picture of the pizzas so I know which kind to get next time I go shopping."

Her: did they say cheese?

I overheard a father taking to his 3 year old child in Waitrose in the frozen section

Boy: Dad, that's ice Dad: ...Ice Baby. Boy: Huh, what do you mean? Dad: Don't worry, it's just a naff song from the 80's.

scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section

Everyone at the frozen food section started freaking out though.