I invented a telepathic air freshener.

It makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilShaver
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
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Just want to let everyone know that I invented a telekinetic air freshener...

It makes scents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Geep
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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How does a cannibal freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurlythemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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Did you hear they are making an Air Freshener that works using mind control?

It makes Scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chinius58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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Did you guys hear about the new mind-controlled air freshener? It's a great idea!

I mean, it makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honda12champ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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I've just invented the first thought controlled air freshener...

It makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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They've invented a new thought-controlled air-freshener

It makes scents when you think about it.

Probably programmed to respond to our deepest instinkts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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Did you hear about the new air freshener that reads your mind?

It sounds crazy at first, but if you think about it, it makes sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocoa_Knollwood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Air Wick just received a patent for an air freshener that you can control with your mind...

...seems weird at first, but it makes scents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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After 20 years of attempts, my uncle finally figured out a recipe for breath fresheners made of bulls genitals...

It's a teste mint to his determination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What do scientists use to freshen their breath?

Experimints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nougat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?

Ornamints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonpablo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I made a 12" piece of breath freshener

I call it the: Measure Mint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Putting a breath freshener behind bars is...

In-prison-mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coconutbunch
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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the county road crew

"How's that nasty dirt road out to your farm doing these days?" the bartender asks. "Oh, it's real nice. The county came out and freshened it up," the guy replies. "They dropped a load of pave mint."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener

It makes sense when you think about it

(Say it out loud if you're confused)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyQueen502
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...

It's a day care scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeeson
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Why did the breath freshener turn red and run out of the room?

It had a large amount of embarrass-mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airsabe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do the air freshener police say

Fabreeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...

...But it really makes scents when you think about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do rulers eat to freshen their breath?

Measure-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOT-2B
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Doesn't just freshen the air. It renews it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cju1ce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I heard someone invented an air freshener that is mind-controlled.

It makes scents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nooneisleft
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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Have you guys seen this new air freshener that works on mind control?

It makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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I just invented the worlds first thought activated air freshener.

It makes scents when you think about it…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RattRandee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Did you hear they're making mind control air fresheners?

Makes scents if you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenimpulse01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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You hear about the mind controlled air freshener?

It makes scents if you think about it

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Did you hear about that new air freshener you can control with your mind?

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickeySwank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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I just created the first mind powered air freshener

When you think about it, it makes scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Did you hear about the new mind-controlled air freshener being developped?

I mean, it makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon_Slow-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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Did you guys hear about the air freshener that works with mind control?

It makes scents if you think about it!

(Not my joke but idk where to give credit)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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The invention of the air freshener was a brilliant idea.

It just makes scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chirstain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skevan2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What does a scientist do to freshen their breath?

Ex-spearmints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnlong81613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do cannibals ingest to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do scientists use to freshen their breath?

Experi-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myname69420
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I invented a though controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARG127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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From β€œnoob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.

Its a Day Care Scenter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mementh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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