Frauds Puns

A list of puns related to "Frauds"

Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/eggsaladapologist
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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How do we combat Erection Fraud?

We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.

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👤︎ u/Shadow_strife
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?

His life had its prose and cons

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👤︎ u/CHEEZY_21
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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How did the fish commit fraud?

A pondsy scheme.

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👤︎ u/ThatGuySolace
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Does femail fraud carry the same sentences as mail fraud, or is it about 80% of the time sentenced?
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👤︎ u/SomeZ
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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A Prague-based trampoline gymnastics coach was just arrested for fraud!

Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Why is it OK for an ice company to commit a fraud?

Because their assets are already frozen.

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👤︎ u/mrfurious_1
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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What do you call a fraud based on a word play?

A puns-i scheme

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👤︎ u/Avocadokadabra
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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Saved my GF from committing fraud with a dadjoke

GF: "I saw where the key to the cash lockbox is. Let's steal the money."

Me: "Don't be petty"

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👤︎ u/alexmhelfand
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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I washed a few $20's the other day...

A very angry IRS agent called me and threatened me with serious fines and jail time for committing tax fraud.

I guess they take money laundering very seriously....

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.

Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.

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👤︎ u/fuzzus628
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Apparently, I’ve been using counterfeit electricity at home.

I’m a victim of electron fraud!

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👤︎ u/Coloradio-Engineer
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?

A Sigmund Fraud.

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👤︎ u/MJ23isgod
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Elon Musk dad jokes

What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?

Felon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?

Elon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?

Elon Husky

What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?

Elon Dusk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?

Melon Musk

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👤︎ u/muskeyelon
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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