A cheese factory exploded in France.
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
French fries aren’t cooked in France
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
In France, They don’t say “I love you”
Because they don’t speak english there.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
Dad: Son, did you know that if you, as an American, go into a bathroom in France you are no longer an American? Son: No, I didn’t. What would I be?
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There's De Brie everywhere
Which city in France is the nicest?
What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France
We went to France a couple months ago.
We stayed at the Paris Hilton
I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.
I figure, what do I have Toulouse.
As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Why are French omelettes small?
Because in France one egg is an oeuf.
(My children are not laughing)
What’s the capital in France?
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
What is the most popular flower in France?
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite
A cheese factory exploded in France
Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
A cheese factory exploded in France.
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
Did you head about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
A cheese factory exploded in France
There was De Brie everywhere
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
:)
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?
Because they were cooked in Greece
The first French fries weren’t made in France
They where made in Greece
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but de brie
Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?
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